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Asked the nurse

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did...

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Confusing Grammar: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Wishes Nigeria Happy Independence

The Grammar director, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, is a clan and this is a known fact. If you remember how he was always causing chaos with his grammar as a member of the lower house in the last...

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Joke of the day: Mr & Mrs Mitt Romeny in bed

The night before the election, Mitt Romeny was very confident & told his Wife Ann “this time tomorrow night, you’ll be sleeping with the President of the United States”. After Mitt’s concession...

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Hilarious ‘S*xy Managers’ calendar already selling fast

A calendar featuring cartoons of football managers in suggestive poses is already proving to be big hit with punters. The ‘Sexy Managers Calendar 2013′ was put together by James Husbands and due to...

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A monkey walks into a furniture store

Shoppers at an Ikea store in Canada were left stunned when a monkey wearing a John Motson-style coat was spotted wandering around the car park. The smartly-dressed primate, whose jacket resembles the...

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2012 – A Year To Remember: WHAT DID THE WORLD SEARCH FOR IN 2012?

2012 news review: The year’s biggest surprises. Which world events surprised us most in 2012? Good, Bad and ugly — tell us the moment you can share. Death. Election, tragedy, fun, divorce, politics,...

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STF arrests 21 suspects in Jos village raids

The Special Task Force in Jos has said 21 people were arrested in the military operation ordered by the Defence Headquarters to flush out militants from some villages in Jos. In addition, three AK 47...

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BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIA HAVE WON THE AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS!

NIGERIA HAVE WON THE AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS! It’s a third victory in the tournament for the Super Eagles, with Sunday Mba’s goal the decider! Heartbreak for Burkina Faso, but absolute delight for...

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Secrets of our 65-year-old marriage – Nonagenarian couple

In this interview with ARUKAINO UMUKORO, 92-year-old Gabriel Olayide Olusanya and 90-year-old Florence Olusanya, both retired civil servants, share a part of their history and the secret of their...

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Pray!

Either right or wrong we are beginning to suspect that we are following a fake, or better still someone impersonating Prophet TB Joshua on social media. See one of his latest prayers below and tell us...

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“I Am Not As Rich As Don Jazzy” — Atiku Abukakar

Former Vice-President of Nigeria Between 1999-2013 Atiku Abukakar, have is own question and answer session today on social media twitter. One of his follower on twitter ask Alhaji Atiku Abukakar, why...

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MUST READ: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Blows ‘Grammar’ Again On The ASUU Strike

House Member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words. Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;...

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